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In 2008 my callico, Sophie, added the middle name Hussein in support of Barack Obama. She was Callibeth-Sophia Hussein D. Katze. She was sweet, but half-wild.

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Lol!! That's a mouthful!

My Jezebel is very sweet but yes, she's still half wild despite her age.

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I'd love to see actual mobs going after these duds. Pitchforks and torches like they're being led by Gaston.

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Try this again..

There's a popular quote online that is apt to these people and cops: https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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He'll receive a medal of valor from the police chief next week.

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And everybody clapped.

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Those fucking Gardner ads are driving me insane. Dude's got nothing but "OMG Hickenlooper ethics probe and that one time he said he didn't want to be a Senator!" He's gonna catch a massive vote beatdown

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"Your superior intellect is no match for our puny weapons!"

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$52,000 in back taxes! Corrupt!Sheet, more than $50, 000 changes hands every weekend at the Denver country club in wagers.

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Oh lard, what will he think of normal paparazzi?

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he seems ok with taking children from their parents and locking then up.

Murder is so boring /s

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But tweeting "Bring yer guns to Portland" is just fine w/ them.

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The Trump Organization is preparing to slap this Buck upstart with a lawsuit. That's their lie!!

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What's all this about Bigfoot erotica? Is it foot-centric?

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"...are you comfortable watching the mob going after me and my wife?"

while it doesn't speak well of me, I suppose, the answer is--Yes, Senator, surprisingly so.

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You're far too polite. (That's a good thing!!)

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