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chascates's avatar

That's how I take it so now I'm doubly sad.

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

I love you. Were I a woman, I would have your radioactive multidheaded babies on the strength of this comment alone.

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

They're a fucking scourge, far as I'm concerned. They should all be broken off like the arms on the Venus.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

I know I used to make jokes about moving to Denmark, but in this economy I'll settle for a bus ticket to Canada.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Who cares what they drink? The plan is to work 'em 'til they die. I swear...I bet these assholes took a look at the Magnasanti Sim City and though...what a great idea. <a href="http://www.neatorama.com/20..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.neatorama.com/2010/10/16/magnasanti-th...">http://www.neatorama.com/20...

Relevant point: People start dying off at 60.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

That may not be a bad idea... <a href="http://current.com/communit..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://current.com/community/90986809_parents-sue...">http://current.com/communit...

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chascates's avatar

I drench myself in PBR every once and a while and I indeed feel sad.

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

We all know porn when we see it, amirite GOP congresscritter?

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bobbert's avatar

This is about as opposite to child porn as one could imagine. What the hell do those folks <i>drink</i>?

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