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All the fucking Teabaggers would flip their shit if you told them about some "bridge to nowhere" or or "useless volcano monitoring program" that was going to cost the nation $6 BILLION.
It's lucky for that droopfaced cockbusker that the Teabrains haven't actually got the capability of hearing anything outside their FOX bubbles.
Well, and those three years when they were beamed back to the home planet for tune-ups.
I see you stole Megan McArdle's calculator...
Four decades, at least.
Is this a Mission Accomplished or a Heck of a Job Teddy?
Most expensive presidential nomination (Cruz's) ever.
Pro tip: give it up with emailing bangmeharder and just start following Lynsie Lee on teh twitter- it worked wonders for Cory
SIX BILLION DOLLARS???
I just hacked up a Ted Cruz.
WAAHHH! NO ONE SAID THERE WOULD BE CONSEQUENCES FOR BEING ASSHOLES!
IT’S NOT FAIR! I DON’T WANNA BE ACCOUNTABLE FOR MY ACTIONS! IT’S NOT FAIR!
I hate you! I HATE YOU! I wish I’d never been born!, (Sound of slamming door and annoying Jonas Brothers music being played loud)
...geez, I wanted to let you down easy
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Survival Seeds aren't legal tender?!
Benghazi isn't a place, it's a state of mind. Look deep inside, Grasshopper, and there you will find your inner Benghazi!
All the fucking Teabaggers would flip their shit if you told them about some "bridge to nowhere" or or "useless volcano monitoring program" that was going to cost the nation $6 BILLION.
It's lucky for that droopfaced cockbusker that the Teabrains haven't actually got the capability of hearing anything outside their FOX bubbles.