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malsperanza's avatar

Well, and those three years when they were beamed back to the home planet for tune-ups.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

I see you stole Megan McArdle's calculator...

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bobbert's avatar

Four decades, at least.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Is this a Mission Accomplished or a Heck of a Job Teddy?

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schmannity's avatar

Most expensive presidential nomination (Cruz's) ever.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Pro tip: give it up with emailing bangmeharder and just start following Lynsie Lee on teh twitter- it worked wonders for Cory

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diogenez's avatar

SIX BILLION DOLLARS???

I just hacked up a Ted Cruz.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

WAAHHH! NO ONE SAID THERE WOULD BE CONSEQUENCES FOR BEING ASSHOLES!

IT’S NOT FAIR! I DON’T WANNA BE ACCOUNTABLE FOR MY ACTIONS! IT’S NOT FAIR!

I hate you! I HATE YOU! I wish I’d never been born!, (Sound of slamming door and annoying Jonas Brothers music being played loud)

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...geez, I wanted to let you down easy

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Survival Seeds aren't legal tender?!

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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

Benghazi isn't a place, it's a state of mind. Look deep inside, Grasshopper, and there you will find your inner Benghazi!

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

All the fucking Teabaggers would flip their shit if you told them about some "bridge to nowhere" or or "useless volcano monitoring program" that was going to cost the nation $6 BILLION.

It's lucky for that droopfaced cockbusker that the Teabrains haven't actually got the capability of hearing anything outside their FOX bubbles.

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