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Well, and those three years when they were beamed back to the home planet for tune-ups.

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I see you stole Megan McArdle's calculator...

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Four decades, at least.

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Is this a Mission Accomplished or a Heck of a Job Teddy?

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Most expensive presidential nomination (Cruz's) ever.

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Pro tip: give it up with emailing bangmeharder and just start following Lynsie Lee on teh twitter- it worked wonders for Cory

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SIX BILLION DOLLARS???

I just hacked up a Ted Cruz.

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WAAHHH! NO ONE SAID THERE WOULD BE CONSEQUENCES FOR BEING ASSHOLES!

IT’S NOT FAIR! I DON’T WANNA BE ACCOUNTABLE FOR MY ACTIONS! IT’S NOT FAIR!

I hate you! I HATE YOU! I wish I’d never been born!, (Sound of slamming door and annoying Jonas Brothers music being played loud)

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...geez, I wanted to let you down easy

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Survival Seeds aren't legal tender?!

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Benghazi isn't a place, it's a state of mind. Look deep inside, Grasshopper, and there you will find your inner Benghazi!

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All the fucking Teabaggers would flip their shit if you told them about some "bridge to nowhere" or or "useless volcano monitoring program" that was going to cost the nation $6 BILLION.

It's lucky for that droopfaced cockbusker that the Teabrains haven't actually got the capability of hearing anything outside their FOX bubbles.

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