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Mavenmaven's avatar

We'll all be sharing Santos hobo beans in the DeSantis camps

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Parakeetist's avatar

OT: watching Anglaland footie. About ten thousand matches ended within the last five minutes.

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Truxpin49's avatar

Whar comments go??

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Truxpin49's avatar

Well he did invent the first bean so…

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Truxpin49's avatar

Voting for tax increases on billionaires?

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Cheese is Too Damn High!'s avatar

Correctly pronouncing "Democratic Party"?

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Worriedman's avatar

Do we know that he's a degenerate or are we just assuming because he's a republican?

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Cheese is Too Damn High!'s avatar

Sharing is a socialism and will thus be forbidden. Any such rations could only be earned thru Thunderdome battles to the death.

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Ward in Cali BOYCOTT CNN!'s avatar

MOAR SANTOS SHAMELESS EMBEZZELRY NEWS!

Yesterday, our favorite fabulist filed paperwork to be his own campaign treasurer. Which is, apparently, legal (WTF?), but nobody actually does it because it's so fucking obvious.

He did so, it would seem, because the old treasurer, Andrew Olson, seems to have a serious "doesn't actually exist" problem. Y'all might notice that Santos decided to make it open and official that he's bleeding his own campaign dry, as opposed to doing it on the down-low, right after McCarthy did him the solid of hiding the Dem's expulsion motion under the Ethics Committee's couch. But I'm sure that's just a coincidence.

https://www.salon.com/2023/...

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Nalano635's avatar

Openly admitting there was no election fraud in 2020.

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Oblio's Cap's avatar

Why not both?

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gene108's avatar

Santos did plead guilty to check kiting in Brazil. He does have a criminal record, even though it’s in not-USA country somewhere far across the oceans.

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gene108's avatar

Hold those responsible for J6 accountable.

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TalentNotAutotune's avatar

We need to start referring to Republican strategy and moves - like this one, for instance- as “McCarthyism”.

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Mark Linimon's avatar

Years ago in Texas, in tthe legislature circles, the horrible joke was "be found in bed with a live boy, or a dead girl".

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cynmac sez Whar Boxes's avatar

I like using 'Quevenism' more. We need McCarthyism to continue to refer to Senator Joe from the 50's.

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