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The incomparable Slim Pickens!

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...except everytime he thinks of balls he gets the vapors.

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Ha ha ha ha ha!! Good one!!

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only "the good blahs" have driver's licenses and other forms of ID.

[ . . . but no CCPs if you please]

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She also clearly prefers her football gig...

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If you believe one word of what Rand Paul says like this article seems to do then you have zero credibility. He doesn't give a damn about prison reform or drug reform unless it benefits Republican 1%ers in some way. Almost everything he says that some on the left like sometimes is basically just pandering.

He says whatever he thinks his audience wants him to say and has been known to change that from week to week.

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You are so kind. One does what one can.

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Can't you just feel the outreach?

http://www.balloon-juice.co...

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Randy Paul just needs to make everyone forget his (sort of) opposition to the Civil Rights Act or the fact that he pals around with guys with names like "The Southern Avenger."

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The problem with believing anything Randy Paul says is that you know he'll walk it back tomorrow.

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They've been trying really hard to scapegoat Latinos in recent years, but that doesn't seem to be impressing black voters too much. Plus, for some reason, it's hurting them among Latino voters, too.

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Alphonso Ribeiro is actually a very talented dancer. It takes real talent to dance this badly on purpose:

http://giphy.com/gifs/small...

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You cynics, Rand is very serious about his issues and wouldn't belittle them by trying to grift off the attention. . You can get a filibuster starter kit on sale now:https://store.randpaul.com/...

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No one said reaching out to blacks meant having to actually be near any of them!

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“fully a third of the African-American vote” is open to the GOP message.

The trick is hoping they don't find out about GOP policies.

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