Gossip Roundup: A Beautiful Chest

•Washington Whispers: Roveloves to whisk cholesterol-laden omelets and bake homemade, sugar-free pies. . .Glenn, Joe Wilson, Novak, Buchananamong mourners at service forTom Brazaitis,Eleanor Clift's husband. . . Treasury Under SecretaryJohn Taylorsent off with accolades fromRice, Snow, Hadley, Greenspan. . .Huckabee's wife ready to woo red-state women for '08 campaign. . .Ricewants to be drafted for '08. . .Springsteenthinks windsurfing hurtKerry's chances. [ USN&WR ]

•Out & About: State Department official compliments "a beautiful chest" -- of drawers. [WP ]

•Rush & Molloy: Rahm EmanueltoldClinton, "You got it backwards. You messed around with a Jewish girl, and now you're paying a goyish lawyer. You should have messed around with a goyish girl and gotten a Jewish lawyer." [ NYDN ]

•The Scoop: Some see liberal propaganda in "Star Wars." [MSNBC ]