Gossip Roundup: Accepting Orgies for the Sake of Argument

•Reliable Source: Scaliarepeats, to crowd of 1,000: "I accept for the sake of argument that sexual orgies, homosexual or not, eliminate social tensions, and ought to be encouraged.". . .Albright, Podesta, Lockhart, Glickman, Sperling, Bono, Cusack, Robin Williamsexpected at "the" party in Little Rock tomorrow night. [ WP ]

•Under the Dome: Breauxon being a centrist: "I loved being in the middle. I loved to do the deal, and everybody knew it.". . . Senate Historian recommendsRobert Caro'sMaster of the SenateandByrd's four-volume history to new members. . . Democrats vow not to beDaschledagain. Said one aide, "There's a lot of resentment, not fear. Those bastards aren't going to get away with this again.". . . Bored staffer posts invitation to chat: "I feel likeFred Flintstonewaiting for the pterodactyl bird whistle to blow so I can slide down the tail of my dinosaur crane and head out to happy hour." [ The Hill ]

•Rush & Molloy: Matthewstells Parents Weekend gathering at Brown University he and his sons peed onHitler's bunker: "I want my kids, when they're 90 years old, to remember when they were in their teens they pissed onHitler's grave. Those little memories make all the difference.". . .Ashcroft: "The New York Timeshad a headline to the effect that, despite the drop in crime, prisons are overcrowded. Well, duh! Prison cells fill up when you catch the bad guys.". . .Robert Sam Ansonto write biography ofCheney. [ NYDN ]

•Page Six: "Which on-air news commentator was known as the "Typhoid Mary" ofPresident Bush's campaign plane? The talking head coughed and sneezed so much, one news producer finally confronted her and told her to cover her mouth — but it was too late and a lot of other reporters got sick?". . .Rumseldspotted at South Beach hotspot. [ NYP , NYP ]