Gossip Roundup: Comical If It Were Not So Dangerous Edition

•Washington Whispers: Administration holds secret antiterrorism drills based on premise of an attack on Washington before November. . . Senators more likely to appear on Sunday talk shows than House members. . . DraftWes Clarkorganizers try to endNader'srun. . .Bush'sscience advisor on the president's BS meter: "He gets angry when people hide things or try to distort information that could be relevant to a decision.". . .Teresasaid to be powerful force in Pennsylvania; more popular thanRidge. . . Arkansas governor keeps to his diet, even on Air Force One: "I would have liked to have the sandwich, but I would have had no credibility with the president." [ USN&WR ]

•Heard on the Hill: Government Printing Office misprints and recalls 712,000 copies of the Constitution and the Declaration of Independence. . .Hastert'smemoir titled "Speaker." HOH solicits alternatives. . . Flak and media expected to attend GM Auto Show in droves. [ Roll Call ]

•Inside the Beltway: Head of the NRA gives head of the ACU a photo of a gun in place of the real thing because of strict D.C. laws. . . House subcommittee approves resolution to keep Supreme Court soverign. [WT ]

•Inside Politics: Nader'sphone calls toKerryare not returned. . .Jerry Springerwill be a Democratic delegate in Boston. . .Zell Miller: Kerry"is so out of touch with the average American, it would be comical if it were not so dangerous.". . . [ WT ]

•Rush & Molloy: Springsteenmay stage free concert opposite Republican convention. . . Republicans may complain to FEC aboutMichael Moorefilm. "This is a blatant political ad in the guise of a documentary. It's totally in contravention of the McCain-Feingold [soft-money ban]," says source. [ NYDN ]

•Fox 411: "Fahrenheit 9/11" will be in theaters on July 4. [Fox News ]