Gossip Roundup: Crazy Old Guy Hates Kids Today
*Reliable Source: Dude who tried to buy the Nats promised a charitable donation he never sent. [WP ]
*Yeas and Nays: Pat Booneat Heritage warns of coming Armageddon, suggest throwing Supreme Court into harbor... State Department links to Embassy websites all broken. [ Examiner ]
*Page Six: Lord only knows why, but Page Six askedAl Goreif he thinksBritney Spearsshould wear underwear. "No comment," he said. [ NYP ]