Gossip Roundup: Desperate Partygoers Edition

•Pink Elephants: Lally Weymouthcalls the police to get gate crashers. . .FrankencornersKissinger, both all smiles. . .Bloomberg, Harold Evans, Les Moonvesattend two concurrent parties. [ NYT ]

•Reliable Source: Desperate partygoers joke about spotting real celebrities. Asks one, "Is this supposed to bethebig party of the night?". . .McCaincelebrates birthday withTom, Peter, Dan, BarbaraplusKoppel, Stephanopoulos, Wallace, Schieffer, Heyward, Westin, Woodruff, Greenfield, Matthews, Rose, Zuckerman, Safire, Brooks, Shapiro. [ WP ]

•Inside Politics: Brokawcompares moderate front of GOP to "three-card monty," noting "the dealer almost always wins." [ WT ]

•Inside the Beltway: Times Square hotel hides Heinz ketchup. . .Carville's children's book out tomorrow. [ WT ]

•Heard on the Hill: R: The Party mostly filled with lonely young men. . . "Axis of Eve" to "expose and depose"Bushby baring all in Battery Park tomorrow. [ Roll Call ]

•Under the Dome: Buchananon '92: "That was a real convention.". . .Bush twins' gay hairdresser lobbiesBushto support civil unions because "the average American thoroughly enjoys 'Will and Grace'". . . Only VIPs at R: The Party received free drinks. . . Dupont Circle Krispy Kreme customers preferKerry4 to 1. [ The Hill ]

•Lloyd Grove's Lowdown: Security confiscatesSteve Scully's banana and mouthwash. . .Patakiavoids Al Jazeera. [ NYDN ]

•Rush & Molloy: Sharptonattends "Girls Gone Wild" party in Miami. . .Alexandra, Vanessaparty withUsher, Olsens. . .Giulianijokes he andHillaryboth support the Yankees andBush. [ NYDN ]

•Cindy Adams: Russert, Safire, McLaughlin, Zuckerman, Billy Bush, Harry & Tinaand others dine at Elaine's. [ NYP ]

•Fox 411: MoveOn.org may stage giant show in Miami with all acts. [Fox News ]