Gossip Roundup: Freaks and Geeks

*Heard on the Hill: Rep. Jesse Jackson, Jr.makes every member of his staff turn in their resignation, then wait to be rehired...Rep. Mike Pencewore a flashy new suit! He's running for Minority Leader, so a second suit can't hurt...Isaac Hayeswas on The Hill lobbying for the recording industry. Also, he's a Scientologist. [ Roll Call ]

*Reliable Source: Redskins owner/obvious bastardDan Snyderwill be attendingTom Cruise'scult wedding... MoreShelley Sekula-Gibbs, still no details on just how "mean." [ WP ]

*Yeas and Nays: As a publicist has already made sure to alert us,Eva Longoriawas in town. She told a few jokes at a luncheon or something...Jim McGreeveymight be onJoan Rivers'new show, the Gay View... Freshmen Senators are stuck in the basements of Dirksen and Hart,Bob CorkerandSherrod Brownforced to share copier. [ Examiner ]

*Under the Dome: George Allen's sister Jenniferwrote stories even dirtier thanJim Webb's...Alan Keyes, Rep. Chip Pickering (R-Miss.) and former Rep. Bob Barr (R-Ga.).are all inBorat...Senators-elect Sherrod Brown and Amy Klobucharare former students ofJoe Liebermanat Yale...Rep. Allyson Schwartz (D-Pa.)reports: Congress is like High School! [ The Hill ]