Gossip Roundup: Hop into Bed with Someone Edition

•Heard on the Hill: Intern toRep. Ron Paulresigns after arrest at the Cannon House Office Building for pot (and bong) possession. . .Rep. John Hostettler (R-Ind.)detained for trying to bring a loaded 9mm handgun onto a flight. [ Roll Call ]

•Inside the Beltway: Participation in the Democratic primaries was third-lowest ever. . .Sen. Mike DeWine (R-Ohio)exposes a juvenile detention center that has more drugs inside than out. . . Janitorial cart blocks a flak from exiting a men's bathroom. [ WT ]

•Inside Politics: Toomeycloses gap withSpecter;The Club for Growth beingsanti-Specterads. . .Bushto address the American Conservative Union's 40th anniversary gala. [ WT ]

•Reliable Source: The ambassador to Italy andBushpal is suing a "stalker" for taking his penile pump from his garbage and putting it on eBay. . .Gwen Ifill, Kathleen Matthews, Margaret Bush, Kitty Kelley, Sam Solovey, Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr. (D-Ill.), Sen. Jack Reed (D-R.I.), Rep. Robert Matsui (D-Calif.),andDel. Eleanor Holmes Norton (D-D.C.)take part in "Survivor" spoof: "Since when does D.C. have anything to do with reality? When they say 'hop into bed with someone' they mean to co-sponsor a bill.". . .King Abdullahskipped meeting withBushto lunch withTom Hanks, John Travolta,andJack Valenti. . .Lenoto host Correspondents Dinner. . . What doesJohn McLaughlin'sdog say aboutJohn McLaughlin?[ WP ]

•Page Six: Garry Trudeaugave $2,000 toDean. . .Meryl Streep, Richard DreyfusssupportKerry.[ NYP and NYP ]

•Lloyd Grove's Lowdown: Vernon Jordan: "I don't take leaflets, ever." [NYDN ]