Gossip Roundup: I Liked the Part About Me Being a Bitchy Lush Edition

•Reliable Source: At wife's birthdayChris Lehmanncomments on being Mr. Wonkette: "The blog is a persona. I think our marriage proves that you can talk slutty and still be a devoted spouse.". . .Jennadrinking shots and beer at Smith's Point. . .Kerry's chance of winning would improve should he wax or trim eyebrows. Says groomer: "Bushier-browed candidates have lost the popular vote in the last four presidential elections." [ WP ]

•Heard on the Hill: Deanwon't attend premiere ofPelosidocumentary because he was denied an advanced peek.Alexandra: "He never used to be that savvy about his image. Maybe he learned something"Graham, Liebermanexpected at tonight's screening. SaysPelosi, "Liebermanis the life of the party" . . . "Celsius 41.11" premieres at Loews Georgetown. [ Roll Call ]

•Inside the Beltway: Strippers wave atBush. . . NewGingrichbook out in January. [ WT ]

•Rush & Molloy: Oliver StonesaysBushused anti-CastroCuban-Americans to steal 2000 election. [ NYDN ]

•Lloyd Grove's Lowdown: Keyesexpected to make statement about (apparently) openly gay daughter. . .Begala: "IfKerrydemonstrates that he is strong, he takes away the impact of six months ofBushattacks."Mike Murphy: "Kerrycan just show up and the media will give him a nice pat on the head. The media wants a race and the whole narrative is thatKerryis now back into it, because he's been floundering. He's going to be held to a bar that is artificially and unfairly low.". . .Nadercalls former supporters "whiners, carpers." [ NYDN ]