Gossip Roundup: I Wish I Were On Vacation

The Daily Briefing is on vacation.

•Names and Faces: Rescued Iraq POWJessica Lynchstarts at West Virginia University, "doesn't want any special attention". . . .Hillary ClintonandJeanine Pirroboth have husbands whose misdeeds could overshadow their campaigns, but "The difference between Jeanine Pirro and Hillary Clinton is Jeanine Pirro's husband served time and Hillary's didn't." [ WP ]

•Lloyd Grove's Lowdown: Walter Kirnand Hil ghosterMaryanne Vollersin tiff over Kirn's post onAndrewSullivan.comdescribing Voller as having "discovered that there was no Hillary, really, just a creature concocted by her people" . . . .Guilianipops curb, loses headlight cover. [ NYDN ]

•Page Six: Michael Mooreat lifestyle re-education camp, a.k.a. "fat farm for the rich." [ NYP ]

•Cindy Adams: Judy Miller's"preference for prison work was the laundry. She was told no, she's not strong enough;" after she dies,Adamsplans to askBen Franklin"is this what our Founding Fathers had in mind?" . . . .Robert F. Kennedy Jr.spoke and raised $460,000 at a food allergy event. [ NYP ]