Gossip Roundup: I'm Putting You on Notice Edition

•Washington Whispers: 9/11 credited with dominance of cable news. . .Ted NugentcomplainsP.Diddy's vote drive is too simplistic. . .Bushwrites to crying girl: "Dear Sophia, Thank you for supporting my campaign. I understand someone tore up your sign. So I am sending you a new sign and a signed picture. Please give my best to your family. Sincerely, George W. Bush." He added, "Best wishes from me andBarney.". . .Hillarydoesn't wantBillon the trail. . .KE04to employ phrase "Broken Promises Presidency." [ USN&WR ]

•Heard on the Hill: Staffer shares story of intern drug bust: "I didn’t know what was going on! I told the cop she was our intern. He said, 'We found something.' I said, 'I don’t understand.' He told me: drug paraphernalia." [Roll Call ]

•Inside the Beltway: Pool report: "Most uneventful bus ride. Only notes of interest along way were the smiling guys waving outside Jake's Exotic Dancers." [WT ]

•Rush & Molloy: In play,BushtellsBlairto back offbin Laden. . .LenoprefersKerry, Bush team would still rather talk to him thanLetterman. Kerry to be on Letterman tonight. . . Parody termsBush"Unfit for Cancun." [ NYDN ]

•Lloyd Grove's Lowdown: Kitty Kelleyflips out on author after CNBC taping: "You may not say anything slanderous about my book in the future! Do you understand me? I'm putting you on notice!" [ NYDN ]

•Page Six: Greta Van Susterenshows crazy face inEsquire. . . Chat transcript of married CNN "honcho" and young staffer forwarded to network execs. [ NYP , NYP ]

•Liz Smith: Linda Bloodworth Thomasonmakes film featuringClintonfor his library. [ NYP ]

•Cindy Adams: David Frostto interviewBush, Kerryfor BBC, PBS. [ NYP ]