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Gossip Roundup: Jenna Hearts Miller Genuine Draft
•Reliable Source: Jenna Bush, atKid Rockshow, spotted smoking (that would be illegal) and drinking Miller Genuine Draft. . . Relationship betweenLimbaughand CNN'sDaryn Kaganconfirmed, even though pals consider her a liberal feminist. . .Andre 3000interviewsJenna, BarbaraandRep. Dreier. He says of the twins' mention of OutKast in their speech, "If you're on the team of the Republicans, I think it was smart to do. 'Cause some people, they don't care. They're just like: Hey, I want to go to where all the cool people are." [ WP ]
•Pink Elephants: McCain, Piscopobelt out "New York, New York". . .Kid RocktellsHastert, Fristhe wants to smoke a joint on Air Force One. . . Wax statues ofBette Midler, Nicolas Cage, Susan Saradon, Lenny Kravitz, Elton John, Whoopi Goldberg, Ru-Paulmake appearance atPataki's party.Clinton, Rather, Kennedyfigures placed in storage. [ NYT ]
•Lloyd Grove's Lowdown: Chris MatthewsonZell Millerinterview: "I've had him on before and I'd like to have him on again. I know he was angry, and I was just trying to let him work through it. Heat can be illuminating and heat can be the opposite of illuminating, and I was just trying to lower the heat level.". . .Jenna, Barbarafail to start "Four more years" chant atKid Rockconcert. . . Fox News staffers seen shouting "Four more years," but it's unclear what they meant. . .Sean Combs, who says he would chose a "young lady" to be his vice president, outlines plan to save the world: "After today, we gonna have to get to reality, and it's not gonna be about the speeches, it's gonna be about how people's lives are gonna change. At these conventions, you kind of get a sense of how one side doesn't like the other, but you don't leave with a sense of how life is about to change in a positive way for people who need help drastically." [ NYDN ]
•Rush & Molloy: Piscopoannounces exploratory committee for governor. . .Rangelsays Republican delegates thought he wasJesse Jackson, Sharpton, orDon King: "I didn't care. I signed [autographs].". . .Cheneyagrees withKerry's "sensitive" war?Cheney: "[The mosque in Najaf, Iraq] is a sensitive area and we are very much aware of its sensitivity." [ NYDN ]
•Cindy Adams: Barbara, Jennamake nice withSchwarzenegger's son. They choose to stay out of the White House to avoid their parents. . .KerryonMiller's speech: "OK, so they locked up the senior citizens' vote.". . .Blitzerwants to see "Garden State" because "There's a line about me in it.". . .Jim Cramer: "Me, I'm a Democrat, butBushthrows a better party. To quote my kids: 'The Republicans are cooler.'" [ NYP ]
•Page Six: New cartoon called "Major Flip Flop" hitsKerry. . . Only 50 people show forPataki's party for 800. [ NYP , NYP ]