Gossip Roundup: Marfan Syndrome Edition

•Heard on the Hill: Staffers shown middle-finger for quitting afterRep. Alexander's (R-La.)party switch. . .Thune's campaign manager callsDaschle"chickenshit." [ Roll Call ]

•Inside the Beltway: Pool Report P.S.: "To clear up any possible misconception from Pool Report No. 1,Scott McClellansays thatPresident Bushwould of course support the American soccer team in any hypothetical game with Iraq.". . .Barrto hold book party on anniversary ofClinton's grand jury testimony. [ WT ]

•Inside Politics: Noonanto pen convention speeches forPataki, Santorum. . . "George W. Bush: Faith in the White House" film aims to counter "F9/11." [ WT ]

•Rush & Molloy: Kerrydoesn't have Marfan syndrome. . .DiCapriounofficially starts Screaming Girls for Kerry. [ NYDN ]

•Page Six: BoycottSpringsteenads to run on FNC. [ NYP ]

•Cindy Adams: CheneypickedGoss. . . "F9/11" out on video in October. . . [ NYP ]

•The Scoop: Nancy Reagannot happy with PETA usingRonald's image; group runs online poll to make decision. [ MSNBC ]