Gossip Roundup: MSNBC's Chris Matthews, Master of Bladder Control

•Pink Elephants: Jenna: "Actually, in our family I'm known asBarbara's revenge onGeorge.". . . Media kept a mile from Halliburton Breakfast for Texas delegates. [ NYT ]

•Cindy Adams: Chris Matthews: "We have a johnny-on-the-spot. Once, one time only, it took me four minutes. I now have it so that I can actually do the whole deal in two minutes. The truth is, I think excitement is dehydrating. Election 2000, I was on the air from 5 that evening to 5 the next morning and took only one potty break. I have it down pat." [ NYP ]

•Page Six: Frankeninstructs listeners to yell out their windows duringBush's speech. . .Giulianidowns Montecristo and scotch following speech. . . Man inBushmask shaves performance artist's bush. . .Oscar de la RentaonLaura: "I have never seen blue eyes like hers