Gossip Roundup: Not Much Out There Edition
•Names & Faces: Former Senate candidateJack Ryanand Fox News'Juliet Huddypublicly affectionate at Fox News offices; they deny a relationship. . .Lautenberg, Gephardt, Wallace, Cochran, BorgercelebrateDan Glickman, new MPAA president. . .Carter's mother: "When I look at my children, sometimes I wish I remained a virgin." [ WP ]
•Inside the Beltway: NRA ad showsKerry"as a sweater-wearing poodle with a pink bow.". . . Florida congressman busy "pulling the oak tree off my attic" to joinBush. [ WT ]
•Lloyd Grove's Lowdown: "McEnroe" ranks 833 of 834, ahead of the Food Network's "How to Boil Water". . .Diddywatched the debate withBloomberg. [ NYDN ]
•Rush & Molloy: D'Amatoscared ofCheneyafter calling for him to be removed from ticket. . .Oprah: "I'll bet both the presidential candidates were wishing they could reach as many people on a daily basis as I do." [ NYDN ]
•Page Six: CheneyonKerry: "It's not easy being orange.". . .Mark Greengives up hopes for Washington career, announces run for state attorney general. [ NYP , NYP ]
•Fox 411: MoveOn concerts underselling. . .Ben Affleck, Leo DiCaprio, Sharon Stonehost screening of "Going Upriver" tonight in Philadelphia. [ Fox News ]