Gossip Roundup: Page Problems
*Reliable Source: The RS column is 15 years old...Lloyd Groveis unemployed, spends all of his time drinking gin and watchingJudge Judy. [ WP ]
*Yeas and Nays: John Kerryis the illegitimate son ofCookie Monster. Also, clearly high...Dan Berger: A lobbyist who paints! [ Examiner ]
*Washington Whispers: Hillary Clintonvoted mostReagan-esque in poll. This, bizarrely, is apositive...Bill Clintonskipping Davos World Economic Forum to write book...Susan CollinsgaveJoe Liebermana chocolate gavel, "Choo-choo choose you" valentine...Tom Vilsackdoesn't have time to read, skims first sentence of each paragraph, every other page. [ USN&WR ]
*Page Six: Al Goresits on the board of Apple, who hate trees and the environment and shit. [ NYP ]