Gossip Roundup: Pundit Season

• Heard on the Hill: Dick Cheneymade a funny about shooting Tim Russert in the face. He then repeated his funny to the Senate Republican Conference... The DNC had recruiters outside the Camelot strip club again. On 9/11, natch. [ Roll Call ]

• Yeas and Nays: Congressional Democrats won a golf tourney against Republicans for the first time ever....Ken Burnswill do a 9/11 documentary, but not any time soon. [ Examiner ]

• Reliable Source: Learn why the hellTom Cruisewas here. [ WP ]

• Page Six: Kitty Dukakisis about to publish a book touting the benefits of shock therapy. [ NYP ]