Gossip Roundup: Sherri Sherri

*Reliable Source: Grandpa Huxtableturned on the Norwegian Embassy's Xmas Tree, 'cause dude loves Norway...Joan Collinsgoes to the Press Club, forgets name of own book. [ WP ]

*Yeas and Nays: Columbia College Republicans have new shirt that is kinda funny, kinda sad in light of midterm election results... Midterm losers have until Friday at noon to vacate their offices. After that, they get a cubicle with room for one member at a time... Smith Point owner to start new bar described as Smith Point for middle-aged people. [Examiner ]

*Under the Dome: Did you hear?Jim Webbhad some sort of altercation withGeorge W. Bush... Pretend Rep."Sherri Davisalmost as amusing asrealfake Rep.Shelley Sekula-Gibbs. [ The Hill ]