Gossip Roundup: Short, Bald, Middle-Aged

•Reliable Source: O'Reillydispels allegations of sexual misconduct: "This is the single most evil thing I have ever experienced. In a case like this you have to fight, even at some risk. . . These people picked the wrong guy." His attorney wants phone tapes released. . .Helen Hunttapes Planned Parenthood ad forKerry. . .Lynndie Englandgives birth to boy. [ WP ]

•Rush & Molloy: Mobyauctions a date to defeatBush: "I'm a short, bald, middle-aged guy. Why anyone would want to have a date with me is beyond me." Raises $800. . .Diaz, Timberlake, Pitt, Anistonattend screening of "Going Upriver." [ NYDN ]

•Lloyd Grove's Lowdown: BC04back to using song by convicted pedophile at campaign events. [ NYDN ]

•Cindy Adams: Edwardsseems to be on every television show. . .Whitmanwrites "call to arms" to confront GOP's "hard turn to the right." [ NYP ]