Gossip Roundup: Softer Cheney Edition
•Names & Faces: GosstoldMichael Moore: "I couldn't get a job with CIA today. I am not qualified. . . And I certainly don't have the technical skills, uh, as my children remind me every day: 'Dad, you got to get better on your computer.' Uh, so, the things that you need to have, I don't have.". . .Norquistto wed. [ WP ]
•Inside the Beltway: MuslimsforKerry.com squares off with MuslimsforBush.com. [WT ]
•Rush & Molloy: Cheneyreads from the archives: "I quote: 'White House associates look onMr. Cheneyas a copy ofMr. Rumsfeldin work habits. But they describedMr. Cheneyas friendlier, easier to approach. Some aides believe older associates will testMr. Cheney's authority, largely on account of his youth and because of his reputation as being 'softer' thanMr. Rumsfeld.'". . .Chris Heinzsmiles through burlesque performance. [ NYDN ]
•Page Six: Jay-Zstops byClintons' table, greetsBill, Chelsea, Ian. [ NYP ]