Gossip Roundup: Specifically the Gay Ones Edition

•Reliable Source: KerrylikesZeta-Jones, Marilyn Monroe, callsCharlize Theron" pretty extraordinary," advises men look for a "woman who loves being a woman. Who wears her womanhood.". . .Teresa: "I'm sure there will be stories that I've given birth to children from Mars. . . You know, there are a lot of bored people out there.". . .Rumsfeldattends three-hour ballet in Russia. [ WP ]

•Rush & Molloy: Broadway actors, specifically the gay ones, asked by group to call in sick during convention to protest marriage ban. . .HatchonTeresa: "She's nuts. She's crazy, but I like her." [ NYDN ]

•Lloyd Grove's Lowdown: Kerryflies hairstylistIsabelle Goetzfrom D.C. to Oregon. [ NYDN ]