Gossip Roundup: This Is Getting Crazy Edition

•Names & Faces: Holder ofKeyes's sweat-soaked napkin: "This is getting crazy.". . .Mellencampis not anti-Republican, just anti-Bush. . .Wolf Blitzer: "I think it's tough enough growing up with a normal name, let alone with a weird name." [WP ]

•Inside the Beltway: Bushmotorcade hits 75 mph in 45 mph zone; tires heard squealing. [ WT ]

•Inside Politics: Edwardsfamily has roots in Confederate Army. [ WT ]

•Rush & Molloy: Margaret Choon the Republican convention: "I've never been arrested so I'm not sure what to do, but I figure I'll chain myself to a fence somewhere. I haven't gotten a hotel room yet so I'm hoping the police station will be able to accommodate me.". . .Clintonshug 9/11 victim at fundraiser. [ NYDN ]

•Page Six: Tommy FrankswithJudith Reganat Four Seasons. [ NYP ]

•The Scoop: Will SmiththinksBushwill lose: "Of course I could be president if I wanted to, but being president isn't the kind of job you'd want to have with the way things are today." [ MSNBC ]