Gossip Roundup: Under Bush's Suit

*Reliable Source: RNC returns fire: "Senator Clinton would be better served if she spent less time flattering herself with perceived obsessions and more time focusing on her job.". . .Arnold Schwarzeneggershows off "huge stogie" in the lobby of the Four Seasons. . .Anna Nicole Smithchecked into a Georgetown hotel yesterday. [ WP ]

*Under the Dome: Lobbyists bask in the flattery of parody film "Thank You For Smoking". . .Mobyjoins with Sen.Robert Byrd(D-W.Va.) and Rep.Gary Ackerman(D-N.Y.) to protect animals. . . Staffer of Rep.Denny Rehberg(R-Mont.) punches intoxicated bar patron after harassment. [ The Hill ]

*Rush & Molloy: Some pool correspondents believeBushwears his bike uniform under his suit when he goes to church; there is a mysterious "bulkiness." [ NYDN ]

*Lloyd Grove's Lowdown: "You Don't Know Dick" action figure of a "snarling, shotgun-toting (but not anatomically correct)"Dick Cheneyis selling for $29.95. [ NYDN ]