Gossip Roundup: Wild, Wild Life
*Reliable Source: The Smithsonian wantsChristopher Reeves'wheelchair... Best lede in Reliable Source history: "What started as a heartwarming Easter tale of federal employees interacting with urban wildlife has devolved into a grotesque and tragic nightmare." [WP ]
*Yeas and Nays: GWU students are not happy about their commencement this year...Army Chief of Staff Peter Schoomaker: Not dead... Navy SEALs continue to occupy the Mall. [ Examiner ]
*The Sleuth: Who better to defendDon Imusagainst charges of racism and sexism thanMatt Mackowiak, former flack for racist and sexist ex-SenatorConrad Burns? [ WP ]

