Gossip Roundup: Wonderful Memories Edition

•Heard on the Hill: Hastert, Santorumoffices contacted to employParis HiltonandNicole Richiein new "Simple Life." Participation unlikely. [ Roll Call ]

•Reliable Source: Tim McGrawponders future Senate run: "I loveBill Clinton. I think we should make him king. I'm talking the red robe, the turkey leg -- everything.". . .Dowdhosts book party. Guests includedEmanuel, Davis, Greenspan, Mitchell, Wilson, Baer, Russert, Orth, Christopher Buckley. [ WP ]

•Inside the Beltway: Laura: "We have so many wonderful memories of Iowa from all those years that we campaigned here for. . .President BushandPresident Bush." [ WT ]

•Page Six: Kitty Kelley's first publisher calls author "totally irresponsible." [ NYP ]

•Cindy Adams: Daschleburdened by fundraising, re-election, interest ofDodd, Reidfor top Senate post. . .Clintonsmay or may not spend their Christmas in Australia as planned. [ NYP ]

•Rush & Molloy: Bon Jovisuffocated atKristin Gore's book party. [ NYDN ]

•Fox 411: Sorosattends ACT record release party withDenise Rich, Jadakiss, Babyface, Russell Simmons. [ Fox News ]