Gossip Roundup: Wonders Never Ceases

The Daily Briefing is on vacation.

•Harvard graduate gets good job. [ WP ]

• Sen. Robert Byrdused to carry a fiddle "everywhere he went," now carries Constitution and wants you to, too. . . .Robertsis "totally impressed" with co-Reliable Source. . . .LottblamesFristfor his downfall. [ WT , WT ]

• Sheehanswant mom to come home. . . .Russell Simmons, Rev. Al Sharptonamong those producing film on life ofEmmett Till. [ NYDN ]

•NY Republican senate candidateWilliam Brennerbuys his panties at JC Penny, "No word on what type of undiesHillary Clintonis rocking under her business suits these days." [ Page Six ]

• Morgan Spurlock'sFX series super-sized. [ Cindy Adams ]