Gossip Roundup: Woods-McCain?

•Relaible Source: Respondents interested in endorsements fromOprah, Jon Stewart, Charles Barkley. . .Kutcher: "Yeah, we got punk'd [byBush]. I'm not a politician, but I'm not an idiot, either. I just play one on TV." [ WP ]

•Inside the Beltway: Condiis Miss September in Great American Conservative Women calendar. [ WT ]

•Rush & Molloy: Condion short list to head WNBA. [ NYDN ]

•Lloyd Grove's Lowdown: Bush's handwriting shows "his approach to ideas is neither deep nor probing - we call them surface writers, surface thinkers." ForKerry, "It's not that he's flip-flopping, it's that he has a lot of ideas." [ NYDN ]

•Liz Smith: Cheney, Rummy, Moore, Rove, O'Reilly, Carville, Carterfeatured inAvedon's last portfolio [ NYP ]

•Page Six: Trippi, Luntz, KempwantTiger Woodsto run for president.Trippi: "He could do it. He'd beit. He'd be the revolution.". . .McCainon being vice president: "As a POW in Vietnam, I was kept in the dark and fed scraps. Why would I want to do that again?" [ NYP , NYP ]