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Gossip Roundup: You Are [Bleeping] Gorgeous Edition
•Reliable Source: In August,Clooney, Damonwill start shooting film in D.C. based onBob Baerbook. . . AtBloombergparty,Lockhartskipped the line,Frankenwaited with the masses in the rain. . .AfflecktoFriststaffer: "Why do you work forhim?"AfflecktoNorah O'Donnell: "It's your duty to vote. You're a bad citizen!". . .Patricia Klugeyelled at the wrong restaurant for not stocking her wine. [ WP ]
•Under the Dome: KerreyonBushvisit to 9/11 panel: "We bonded. I called him 'Skipper,' he called me 'Captain.' It was amazing.". . .Keantries to release 9/11 report on non-partisan date. . . At WWII memorial,Hollings: "Boy, that looks just like Niagara Falls."Dole: "You mean Viagra Falls?" Later,Dolecommented, "Whatever works." [ The Hill ]
•Inside the Beltway: Specter'sopponent calls for 11 debates. . . Recreation.gov hacked with anti-Bushmessage. [ WT ]
•Heard on the Hill: Resolution celebrating Mother's Day accused of being pro-life. . .Fristwins $36 bet on Kentucky Derby. . .Julie Asherof Fox News gives birth while the rest of the media attends WHCD. . .Lugar, Frist, Grassley, Rep. Bart Gordon (D-Tenn.), EnsignandHutchisonto run tomorrow in race benefiting D.C. Special Olympics. [ Roll Call ]
•Rush & Molloy: Clintonis bogged down writing memoir, according to frshVanity Fairpiece.Clinton: "I am literally hardly sleeping. [It was] hard enough to live my life the first time. The second time has really been tough." Friends say he is self-absorbed and has been spotted "stroking and smooching"Hillary. . .Vanessa KerryhoggedAffleck,but another woman flashed him, saying "You are [bleeping] gorgeous.". . . Beer is tossed onDean. . .Kwame Jackson"was all over"Serena Williams. . .Sharptonlosing weight for TV gig. [ NYDN ]
•Lloyd Grove's Lowdown: ModelKarolina Kurkovahas an aversion toAffleck: "No, I don't want to go there!". . .Lott, Specter,andClintonall allegedly were blindfolded and asked to expose a breast and a leg during initiation to the Masons. [ NYDN ]
•Cindy Adams: Clintonexpected to give long speech at opening of his library in November. [ NYP ]
•Page Six: Bush'sAIDS czar cancels subscription to Poz magazine after 80 nude, HIV-positive people are featured on the cover. [ NYP ]