Gossip Roundup: You're Fired Edition
•Reliable Source: Cuomodenied opportunity to defend "Fahrenheit 9/11" in front of MPAA board. . . CNN saidRumsfeldauthorized "Water boarding" of detainees, then retracts error five times in five hours. . . Figure inMy LifedisputesClinton'saccount. . .BidenimitatedTrumpin the Oval Office: "I turned toVice President Cheney,who was there, and I said, 'Mr. Vice President, I wouldn't keep you if it weren't constitutionally required.' I turned back to the president and said,'Mr. President, Dick Cheney and Don Rumsfeldare bright guys, really patriotic, but they've been dead wrong on every major piece of advice they've given you. That's why I'd get rid of them, Mr. President...' They said nothing. Just sat like big old bullfrogs on a log and looked at me." [ WP ]
•Heard on the Hill: Allardsupports ban on gay marriage but presents former intern with PFLAG award. . . Full-page ad to "Fight Back Against Liberal Hand-Wringers of America!'" runs inUSAT, communicates outrage over the outrage about prison scandal. [ Roll Call ]
•Rush & Molloy: DraftBruce.com wantsSpringsteenconcert in Giants Stadium the night ofBush'sacceptance speech in New York. [ NYDN ]
•Cindy Adams: Clintonin negotiations for books two and three. [ NYP ]