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For many years, I've often used Richard Nixon as the scale for how angry I could get at politicians. But on my 1 to Dick Nixon scale, this guy's an eleven.

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Whew. For a moment there I thought the state government was not going to be patronizing and tone-deaf.

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This is not going to go well What the fuck is wrong with Nixon,Bamz is trying to give free shit away and Nixon is trying to curtail the looters from getting free shit by putting a time limit on the take away programs.Looting is hard work and dangerous also too

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<i>...and not simply trying to run out the clock until people stop caring about said alleged murder, or until he can stop being governor, whichever comes first.</i>

Hate to tell you, but his term isn't over until 2017, and we can't get rid of him sooner because <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/450945\/missouri-lt-governor-peter-kinder-enjoys-recreational-lady-stalking" target="_blank">our Lt. Governor is a total shithead</a>.

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Wrong color, and a long way from home. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wik..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wildwood,_Missouri">http://en.wikipedia.org/wik...

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Thomas Gray, or did he just write about one?

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In re: this week, I would like to say, WHERE ARE THE GODDAMNED KITTENS??? We were promised kittens!!!11!!!1!!11!

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Would the Judge Dredd costume be over-the-top?

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If the protestors would simply wear tri-corn hats, carry signs with misspelled words, and wave lots of Gawd-given 2nd Amendment firearms, everything would be cool. Right?

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The only people who have killed anyone in 2014 in Fergoson have been the Ferguson PD.

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Don't forget the Orangeburg Massacre.

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