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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Tetched, even.

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From Scranton With Love's avatar

I bet there is a one meter line down below. One meter 80cm is about right for a 6 footer.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Tending to the meth lab, more than likely.

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

Neither of them are Michael, that's for sure.

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JAWs's avatar

Not being black, so their parenting is, naturally, nothe applicable to this situation the way it would be for some vicious thug who let himself get shot in the back by cops or something.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Which one is Necrotizing fasciitis and which one is Ebola?

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JAWs's avatar

Boy whoever said, "you can't judge a book by its cover" never been in Kansas, huh?

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toomanyrappers's avatar

He's got nothing on Sam.

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Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

Yay for Necrotizing fasciitis - my absolute favoritest sequelae to not using clean needles

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toomanyrappers's avatar

Rand Paul.

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Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

Isn't "get a rope" the actual remedy for rustling?

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pooracademic's avatar

Hopefully there's even more scandalous relatives. I wouldn't mind seeing I, Claudius: Midwest Redneck Style.

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Woke Mind Superspreader's avatar

Or tied up with duct tape.

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h8styj@ck's avatar

In other news: Donald Trump worried that JIm Brownback will become R frontrunner. Said Trump, "This guy could become YOOOGE. He's got all the right stuff." Christie camp also, too, reported to be in talks with Jim Brownback for Christie possible VP. Campaign staff reported to have said, "When Christie keels over from massive heart attack, we would want continuity."

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ImpureScience's avatar

This guy?

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Hardly Ideal's avatar

I just had to look up Linn County. Population of ~9,600 at a density of 16 per square mile.

And yet, that's still not enough space for whackjobs to live in peace. I'll never understand the countryside.

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