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Spurning Beer's avatar

I'll venture a counter-guess. He isn't naturally transluscent-skinned. He is doing a Michael Jackson regimen on his skin and hair. He's naturally swarthy, hairy, and hung.

We have to get ahold of that junk shot. That will settle it.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Do you mean ordnance?

Zvi Bleindmeis Associate Schoolmarm DeVry Institute of Spelling, Criminal Justice and Medical Assisting

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I have a feeling that he is also perpetually sweaty. Just a guess.

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