OK, sure, we're sad about the little kids not getting food, and not being able to go to Head Start, but now this shutdown thing is getting serious: NBC reports that the government shutdown
That reminds me, I need to stock up. Right now I'm wondering whether mixing bourbon, peppermint schnapps and cooking sherry is as bad an idea as it sounds.
...trust me John Boehner, you don't want a march on Washington from the Functioning Alcoholic of America
Real Americans don't drink fancy craft beer.
At this point, they seem to be getting off on being hated -- it just proves that they're on the righteous path.
No problem - we can always draw on the National Strategic Beer Reserve. Oh wait - they're shut down too.
Those hipster douchebags who only drink PBR don't vote, right?
That reminds me, I need to stock up. Right now I'm wondering whether mixing bourbon, peppermint schnapps and cooking sherry is as bad an idea as it sounds.
Times are tough all around.
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