OK, sure, we're sad about the little kids not getting food, and not being able to go to Head Start, but now this shutdown thing is getting serious: NBC reports that the government shutdown has closed an obscure agency that approves new breweries, recipes and labels, which could create huge delays throughout the rapidly growing craft beer industry, whose customers expect a constant supply of inventive and seasonal brews.
That reminds me, I need to stock up. Right now I'm wondering whether mixing bourbon, peppermint schnapps and cooking sherry is as bad an idea as it sounds.
...trust me John Boehner, you don't want a march on Washington from the Functioning Alcoholic of America
Real Americans don't drink fancy craft beer.
At this point, they seem to be getting off on being hated -- it just proves that they're on the righteous path.
No problem - we can always draw on the National Strategic Beer Reserve. Oh wait - they're shut down too.
Those hipster douchebags who only drink PBR don't vote, right?
That reminds me, I need to stock up. Right now I'm wondering whether mixing bourbon, peppermint schnapps and cooking sherry is as bad an idea as it sounds.
Times are tough all around.
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