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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...trust me John Boehner, you don't want a march on Washington from the Functioning Alcoholic of America

Ikimizi's avatar

Real Americans don't drink fancy craft beer.

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At this point, they seem to be getting off on being hated -- it just proves that they're on the righteous path.

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No problem - we can always draw on the National Strategic Beer Reserve. Oh wait - they're shut down too.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Those hipster douchebags who only drink PBR don't vote, right?

Joshua Norton's avatar

That reminds me, I need to stock up. Right now I'm wondering whether mixing bourbon, peppermint schnapps and cooking sherry is as bad an idea as it sounds.

Times are tough all around.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!11! *sob*