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Joe Schmoe, Troublemaker's avatar

It's Dementia Due-sday at the War Department.

Play along, comrades!!!

https://freeasteroids.org

Barney's avatar

You don't understand. When they shot down the balloons, they didn't know what they were. When they shot down the CBP drone, they didn't know what it was. That means they got to shoot down UFOs - with lasers!!! They're not going to stop doing that. It's their dream. I expect Keystone Kash will be along in a moment to join in the fun.

And that's why they asked Hillary about UFOs yesterday. They want to know why the mean woman hasn't provided more UFO targets for them to play with. Because every setback is a liberal woman's fault.

Stulexington's avatar

Definitely don't plan to fly anywhere near El Paso for the next 3 years.

Hank Napkin's avatar

OPENING NEW MARKETS FOR NAPA AUTO PARTS

Trump suggests US could carry out ‘friendly takeover’ of Cuba

Stulexington's avatar

You'll be greeted like liberators!

Hank Napkin's avatar

You’ll be greeted like mechanics!

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Oh I'm giddy. My Max Zorin shades should arrive today. AND my white hardhat.

WHAT? No, I'm not an insane psychopath, YOU are the insane psychopath.

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRtRv3a0A9huJVIzDd42stDlDsT7-sADer_qw&s

hehehehe this is going to be so fun

Hank Napkin's avatar

One big part of the trouble with the Shambles http://admin.org is that Racist Fascism is merely a small subset of its symptoms. Their combination of psychosexual deviance; narcissism; chauvinism; blithering; denial; anosognosia; gross BMI readings; overcooked meat; undercooked meat; violence; self-loathing; flatulence; shoe lifts; avarice; grasping; hair extensions, plastic surgeries; and veneered teeth has, to date, proven to be impossible to accurately diagnose.

Les Bontemps's avatar

𝑼𝒏𝒍𝒆𝒔𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒊𝒔 𝒂𝒃𝒐𝒂𝒓𝒅 𝒂 𝒅𝒆𝒑𝒐𝒓𝒕𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏 𝒇𝒍𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒈𝒆𝒕𝒔 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒄𝒌𝒆𝒅 𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒌𝒚 𝒃𝒚 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒔𝒆 𝒍𝒂𝒔𝒆𝒓𝒔,

Maybe it'll be the DHS "deportation flight" jet, with LewdaKristi in the boudoir.

(((What Fresh Hell Is This)))'s avatar

Real Genius. What a fun movie. To this day, I can't hear "Everybody Wants to Rule the World" without thinking of popcorn.

Bat In The Belfry's avatar

Gotta ding you for the hed image. Chris and Mitch were so much more competent than anyone currently running our national defense…

Sunshine Moonshine's avatar

I just passed the drone pilot exam today (hooray!) so now I can legally fly the thingy that will maybe get shot at with lasers like I am a common alleged cartel boss or party balloon. Okay, I have to wait a week for the TSA background check before I'm actually legit, and since I occasionally interact with you lovely people, I'm probably on a badthink list already. So perhaps I'll have to stick to illegally flying thingies that will get shot by lasers.

Hank Napkin's avatar

Stick an AMAZON smiley violator on it and you'll be fine!

OneYieldRegular's avatar

"Now the DoD is using its own in-house morons to irresponsibly fire lasers into the air..."

Shrewish space lasers

Sherry's avatar

THIS is why you don’t let your little brother with your Barbie. She’ll come back with all her hair cut off.

CalOldBlue's avatar

Drones are required to broadcast an ID signal. Either DHS thinks those rules are optional so did not turn on their transponder (just like the Department of offense and their helicopters), or the DOO never bothered to identify their target before firing (The Geneva Convention would like a word).

Worriedman's avatar

When dumbfucks are in charge...

tegrat's avatar

Claude did it. That will be the excuse in the near future.