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Goonemeritus's avatar

I assume it was a "Giant Laser"

Jens TINGLEFF's avatar

Now that Anthropic is no longer to be used by the US administration, it could be that one essential job for humans to do will be preserved: excitedly saying "Pew! Pew! Pew!" under one's breath while firing an actual laser.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Gary. I want everyone in this maladministration, sometime in the near future, to be referred to as the prisoner in the dock.

Warren's avatar

“You are number 6”

“I am not a number, I am a free human being”

Carthago Delenda Est's avatar

Thank Dog the object they shot down wasn't a pinata. Imagine hundreds of pieces of candy falling from the sky and then each one of them being shot down by a laser.

This is truly the Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight. [Apologies to Jimmy Breslin]

Boojum's avatar

If DOD is shooting down Customs and Border Protection drones, shouldn't we cheer them on?

Crabman's avatar

I guess if you have the mental capacity of a 2 year old it is kinda difficult to organize a game of Candyland

BECKY's avatar

Well I'm happy they're such dumbasses because they're almost comical in their stupidity but stupid also makes them dangerous.

Joe Schmoe, Troublemaker's avatar

It's Dementia Due-sday at the War Department.

Play along, comrades!!!

https://freeasteroids.org

Barney's avatar

You don't understand. When they shot down the balloons, they didn't know what they were. When they shot down the CBP drone, they didn't know what it was. That means they got to shoot down UFOs - with lasers!!! They're not going to stop doing that. It's their dream. I expect Keystone Kash will be along in a moment to join in the fun.

And that's why they asked Hillary about UFOs yesterday. They want to know why the mean woman hasn't provided more UFO targets for them to play with. Because every setback is a liberal woman's fault.

Stulexington's avatar

Definitely don't plan to fly anywhere near El Paso for the next 3 years.

Hank Napkin's avatar

OPENING NEW MARKETS FOR NAPA AUTO PARTS

Trump suggests US could carry out ‘friendly takeover’ of Cuba

Stulexington's avatar

You'll be greeted like liberators!

Hank Napkin's avatar

You’ll be greeted like mechanics!

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Oh I'm giddy. My Max Zorin shades should arrive today. AND my white hardhat.

WHAT? No, I'm not an insane psychopath, YOU are the insane psychopath.

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRtRv3a0A9huJVIzDd42stDlDsT7-sADer_qw&s

hehehehe this is going to be so fun

Hank Napkin's avatar

One big part of the trouble with the Shambleshttp://admin.org is that Racist Fascism is merely a small subset of its symptoms. Their combination of psychosexual deviance; narcissism; chauvinism; blithering; denial; anosognosia; gross BMI readings; overcooked meat; undercooked meat; violence; self-loathing; flatulence; shoe lifts; avarice; grasping; hair extensions, plastic surgeries; and veneered teeth has, to date, proven to be impossible to accurately diagnose.

Warren's avatar

You left out the substance abuse and the morbid fascination with strange ways to die

Hank Napkin's avatar

It’s a running list…

Les Bontemps's avatar

𝑼𝒏𝒍𝒆𝒔𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒊𝒔 𝒂𝒃𝒐𝒂𝒓𝒅 𝒂 𝒅𝒆𝒑𝒐𝒓𝒕𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏 𝒇𝒍𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒈𝒆𝒕𝒔 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒄𝒌𝒆𝒅 𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒌𝒚 𝒃𝒚 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒔𝒆 𝒍𝒂𝒔𝒆𝒓𝒔,

Maybe it'll be the DHS "deportation flight" jet, with LewdaKristi in the boudoir.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

With the bag of dicks.

(((What Fresh Hell Is This)))'s avatar

Real Genius. What a fun movie. To this day, I can't hear "Everybody Wants to Rule the World" without thinking of popcorn.