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Molon Labe's avatar

In 2017 the FMPP gave our over 13M in grants to only 53 entities. https://www.ams.usda.gov/si...

I love our local farmers market and it does very well supported entirely by locals like myself.

RugzYaBurnt's avatar

You blonde white dreads! Get in the teeth of an electric hair clipper!!!

thixotropic jerk's avatar

Jesus fucking christ you are a predictable fucking bore

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That money righteously belongs to the TesTube Feeding Corporation of Amurka what has just about perfected the self-feeding peas-full belly tube in-line port and just needs oh, a few more gummint millions to bring the final version to the "Free Market" (not some stoner hippie market.)

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I hear Judge Roy Goon is moonlighting there (or maybe just mooning?) as Senator of Kids Butts.Too weird? Too soon? Too bad

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At least the carrot might be natural but that helmet of shag hair black as his shoe dye - kweshionebul howev. Oh old age, where is thy stink?

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Yum! Do you ship? Share with us your website --and bonus if recipe comes with it!

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You have a plum job doing that, makes me feel peachy keen to know you're grabbing the fruits (not vegetables - that's ketchup) of their labiaor for yourself!

Her Wokedness, Sister Artemis's avatar

Vegan Baby Buttholegate LIVES!4+ months and counting!

slipperynoodle14's avatar

I thought POS trump liked pees.

phoenix00's avatar

Ehh, they can all work the coal mines.

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KFC. The finest craft fried chickens.

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I am berry tired of all this cabbage.

H0mer0's avatar

"the human [butthole] is a beautiful thing!"

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that has the same meter as "rubber baby buggy bumpers." Good job!