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you're funny.

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In 2017 the FMPP gave our over 13M in grants to only 53 entities. https://www.ams.usda.gov/si...

I love our local farmers market and it does very well supported entirely by locals like myself.

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You blonde white dreads! Get in the teeth of an electric hair clipper!!!

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Jesus fucking christ you are a predictable fucking bore

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That money righteously belongs to the TesTube Feeding Corporation of Amurka what has just about perfected the self-feeding peas-full belly tube in-line port and just needs oh, a few more gummint millions to bring the final version to the "Free Market" (not some stoner hippie market.)

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I hear Judge Roy Goon is moonlighting there (or maybe just mooning?) as Senator of Kids Butts.Too weird? Too soon? Too bad

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At least the carrot might be natural but that helmet of shag hair black as his shoe dye - kweshionebul howev. Oh old age, where is thy stink?

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Yum! Do you ship? Share with us your website --and bonus if recipe comes with it!

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You have a plum job doing that, makes me feel peachy keen to know you're grabbing the fruits (not vegetables - that's ketchup) of their labiaor for yourself!

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Vegan Baby Buttholegate LIVES!4+ months and counting!

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I thought POS trump liked pees.

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Ehh, they can all work the coal mines.

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KFC. The finest craft fried chickens.

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I am berry tired of all this cabbage.

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"the human [butthole] is a beautiful thing!"

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that has the same meter as "rubber baby buggy bumpers." Good job!

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