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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Egad, they are worse than scoundrels. They are wastrels and roaring boys,

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

It is almost as if when you hire shady, selfish grifters because they're yer pal, they'll fuck you over.Who knew?

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

congrats on the honest and fulfilling job!!

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Zyxomma's avatar

Thanks!

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Zyxomma's avatar

Yes.

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CA_Reader's avatar

It's kind of like as if they think that scraggly beard will hide ALL of their chins.

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Leftflank's avatar

Wowzers, I got it : )

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BrianW's avatar

That is just mesmerizing!

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phoenix00's avatar

Distinction without a difference

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phoenix00's avatar

It's *because* they ostensibly use penis enhancers to settle their disputes do they not use circumspection (circumcision?) while treating their peoples.

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phoenix00's avatar

It's almost like he's... pivoting presidential!

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Culinary Mercenary's avatar

Mandelbrot would love that.

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LeighBowery'sLuxuryComedy's avatar

I'm so old-fashioned, I thought one's living expenses were to be paid *out of* one's salary, not in addition to. Whatta maroon!

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aureolamanita's avatar

I feel like there's a vagina dentata joke in there somewhere, but I'm not the person for that job.

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Oh, but they're very polite as they grift and grab asses.

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

And most of them are layabouts who get paid for nothing.

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