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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Egad, they are worse than scoundrels. They are wastrels and roaring boys,

Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

It is almost as if when you hire shady, selfish grifters because they're yer pal, they'll fuck you over.Who knew?

GrannysKnitting's avatar

congrats on the honest and fulfilling job!!

CA_Reader's avatar

It's kind of like as if they think that scraggly beard will hide ALL of their chins.

Leftflank's avatar

Wowzers, I got it : )

BrianW's avatar

That is just mesmerizing!

phoenix00's avatar

Distinction without a difference

phoenix00's avatar

It's *because* they ostensibly use penis enhancers to settle their disputes do they not use circumspection (circumcision?) while treating their peoples.

phoenix00's avatar

It's almost like he's... pivoting presidential!

Culinary Mercenary's avatar

Mandelbrot would love that.

LeighBowery'sLuxuryComedy's avatar

I'm so old-fashioned, I thought one's living expenses were to be paid *out of* one's salary, not in addition to. Whatta maroon!

aureolamanita's avatar

I feel like there's a vagina dentata joke in there somewhere, but I'm not the person for that job.

sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Oh, but they're very polite as they grift and grab asses.

sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

And most of them are layabouts who get paid for nothing.