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Made my utterly useless calls to Cornyn and Cruz...and I didn't call them names like fucking son of a whore or tell them that they have tertiary syphilis (sp?)

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I'm beginning to come to the conclusion that Republican governance is, on balance, pretty lousy.

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That's his opening position. Maybe he should settle for America not spitting on the ground when his name is mentioned.

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"And Jimmy Kimmel’s baby could exhaust his lifetime minimum before he’s in kindergarten."

I think you meant maximum?

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That was in Huffpost, if we saw the same report. Sobering stuff. Also in the South, the many thousands of former textile mill workers retrained as certified nursing assistants who are now gainfully employed as home health care workers and nursing home aides would be laid off - again - from this Republican bullshit.

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"Besides, the Senate will hold a single hearing on the bill today, which maybe McCain will decide is enough “regular order” for him." Is that the ninety-second hearing (not #92, but ninety seconds in length) that I've heard about?

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I made the mistake of listening to fucking United States Senators lying before the American people today about matters that are life and death for vulnerable people and now I'm so ragey, just fucking boiling over. Imma go outside and pet some feral cats if they'll have me, for a few minutes so I don't stroke out.

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It's already completely dead.

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Take tuna.

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Wink 3 times with your right eye and tell him its soup.

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Would we have to ask Paul Simon 'bout that ?

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That IS a thought...

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The Old Confederacy has been cutting off their nose since 1865.

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Three times now.

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Huh?

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Or more than 3 100 year floods in 5 years. Wait, what ?

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