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Grammaw Queefs A Spliff

Kaili Joy Gray
Nov 20, 2014
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What happens when three grandmothers who've never gotten high before decide to try out The Reefer? Some dudes in Washington State -- where it is perfectly legal for grandmothers to get recreationally high -- decided to find out. And it is THE BEST.

"I was too busy raising children," explains one.

"I was a suburban housewife," says another, "and we had our cigarettes and our cocktails, and we were happy."

And then it's time to bust out the bong and see what happens next.

They play Jenga. And Cards Against Humanity. They make some dirty jokes about dildos. They learn how to use a bonganda vaporizer. They get the munchies. They feel productive.

“I could go iron now for days. I love to iron.”

They learn about queefing. They realize the medicinal benefits of marijuana, like the relaxing of tight muscles. And they laugh and laugh.

Would they do it again? Yep.

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Zippy W. Pinhead
Aug 22

"But, grandmother, what <strike>big</strike> red eyes you have!"

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Monsieur_Grumpe
Aug 22

Oh great. The only thing for they’ll be making for dinner tonight will be Doritos and Mountain Dew.

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