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A Chinese spy lady with multiple cell phone cameras.

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Why she didn't poison him decades ago, I'll never understand.

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Liz: "If you see something, say something". Classic. Made me chuckle.

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His only expertise is how to get away with things. So he'd be all over that.

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Only it is. The volume of boxes is irrelevant. The importance of the documents is.

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A statue, in front of the National Archives.

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Stool boom.

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Yes, he did. Its the only thing I know for sure he took and that's why I think he took stuff that made him look stupid or stuff that would prove crimes.

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and what TFG sold to the highest bidder.

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and enough money to pay someone to look for unflattering things. Lucky for us he's so stupid that's probably all he would want culled from the boxes. Things like photos that make him look fat.

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Article 2 magic powers and a sharpie. Hey it worked for changing the weather!

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You're forgetting about the investigation into Kamala Harris' expensive French cookery. Oh, and Pocahontas-Gate, of course.

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The Taint obviously packed those boxes himself. I mean, everybody knows he’s illiterate.

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Every night there is a thumping from her bathroom as she softly bangs her head against the wall and mutters, "I tot he vud be dead by now..."

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Yeah, it is becioming a triumph of hope over experience...

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Paging Stephen Miller...

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