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Assumes Cheney is actually alive, not some kind of excresance from. . . . <i>Beyond</i>.

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Someone please cut off the head - we need to be certain that she's not coming back. Evil cow.

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Helms spawn

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From the Morning Star. <a href="http://www.morningstaronlin..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.morningstaronline.co.uk/news/content/v...">http://www.morningstaronlin...

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Palin into insignificance, indeed.

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Katrina and the Twenty Foot Waves.

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<a href="http:\/\/youtu.be\/DJurFdI0ZQ4" target="_blank">Palin' By Comparison</a>.

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Shit, we never had any groundhogs like <i>that</i>.

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"Interesting" hair, I think.

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"Goodbye, George".

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Kristofferson Libel!

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she had great hair though.

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Best prescient quote by the Iron Lady (to then President George H.W. Bush): <i>"Don't go wobbly on me, George."</i> And just recently he did go wobbly, because of Parkinson's disease. <b> it's just a joke! </b>

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The immortal Gil Scott-Heron disagrees:

<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=sLtRHN7fsgY" target="_blank">B Movie</a>

<i>Well, the first thing I want to say is..."Mandate my ass!" Because it seems as though we've been convinced that 26% of the registered voters, not even 26% of the American people, but 26% of the registered voters form a mandate – or a landslide. 21% voted for Skippy and 3, 4% voted for somebody else who might have been running.

But, oh yeah, I remember. In this year that we have now declared the year from Shogun to Reagan, I remember what I said about Reagan...meant it. Acted like an actor...Hollyweird. Acted like a liberal. Acted like General Franco when he acted like governor of California, then he acted like a republican. Then he acted like somebody was going to vote for him for president. And now we act like 26% of the registered voters is actually a mandate. We're all actors in this I suppose. </i>

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Also overlooked Maggie slagging songs are <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=z1t2mGUaV-I" target="_blank">Madame Medusa</a> by UB40 (pre-cover band phase) and a real rarity, <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=37QUUwp9xIs" target="_blank">Beasley Street</a> by John Cooper Clarke

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these fucking british people write too well.

we should invade them.

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