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He's hardly even orange anymore. More nut-brown.

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shut down the government over <strike>policy</strike> petty squabbles with President Obama.

FTFY.

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Yay for Douche l'Orange! Say what you will, but he's an inspiring example of what a man can achieve while hung-over.

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He must have been as happy about running against Gohmert as Mitt was about his fellow GOP clown car occupants.

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Orange you glad you won?

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Their tears of frustration and impotent anger are quite hysterical

Also too, did you look at the WND masthead? Holy shit, it's the Derp Hall of Fame! So many famous nutters, yet still unable to break a cumulative double digit IQ

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Either he was reupholstered with rich Corinthian Leather, or Bobby Jindal.

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Look, "3 votes" is merely third place! So, Louie Gohmert has nothing at all* to be ashamed of!

*Not meant to include any of the normal things he should be ashamed of, like being the physical embodiment of how a cartoonist would illustrate the word "dipshit."

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The Night of the Short Rubber Knives.

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Obviously quite a blaze, just look at how overdone he is.

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As long as he doesn't walk down the street wearing a hoodie, he's probably safe.

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It's the only place you can call Obama "Oboner" and more than one person replies "Oboner - good one!" in all seriousness

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"ralph" over at WND says "Boehner is converted to muslim is an Obama lap dog"

So true, so true.

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Please. I once got onto the Dean's List (at a private college!) while drunk.

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