Greatest Living President Is Also Fantastic Painter

Haha, we tricked you! We stole the title of this post from the upstanding fellows at the Washington Free Beacon, who are fucking idiots. They are such fucking idiots that they think the paintings of the greatest living president (GEORGE W. BUSH OBVS) look like the work of Degas and Manet! No, they look like Hockneys, MORANS. (Former professional art critic, yo.) (I am talking about me.)

We actually fairly like the ex-president's work. They are naive, certainly, and kind of sweet! And just imagine if Jorge Boosh had just been a rich kid painting his nice little scenes all his life, botherin' nobody, invadin' no one, not breaking any countries foreign or domestic. Oh, Wonket Alternate Timeline (And Racism) Day, what a brain-treat you are.

We don't even blame Ol' Dry Drunk over there for holing up in his McMansion painting instead of doing anything worthy with his ex-presidency, because do-gooding is for Demrats, and also, a holed-up Bush isn't causing anybody any trouble.

We'll just consider him under house arrest.

[ TheSmokingGun ]