Now that Ted Nugent has taught Native Americans how to be Native American like him, Ted Nugent, he is done with those stinkyass unclean dipshit Indians whining about how the White Man "stole their land," and doesn't even think about them anymore.
How about an all around unutterable shitheel shitty human being?
Oh, dang.
I'll try to think of something new, but coming up with insults for this ass is like buying a Christmas present for the guy who has everything.
From Sturgis to Toledo, eh? Nice to see the Nuge rocking the stadium circuit. Anyone have any idea what he nets from these cowtownapaloozas?
Wasn't he going to be dead by now? Oh, wait. Toledo Rib Fest gig. Yeah. Dead.
Sharts, one suspects.
TED Talks. Although they also come out his ass, to be fair.
Shitty music
Jet? I think he must have meant Jet-Ski.
Shitty pants? Oh, wait.
How about an all around unutterable shitheel shitty human being?
Oh, dang.
I'll try to think of something new, but coming up with insults for this ass is like buying a Christmas present for the guy who has everything.
I am sure he has received quite a few Dirty Sanchez.
*cough*Editrix*cough*
<i>New Yorker</i> readers are the worst. Eustace Tilleys, all of them.
<i> African Americans have a pathology</i>
And the only cure for that pathology is more cowbell.
<i>on your jet headed for TOLEDO RIBFEST JAM</i>
He&#039;s really hitting all the glamorous hot-spots, isn&#039;t he?
Wasn&#039;t there a Walmart opening or tractor pull anywhere this week?
If we&#039;re lucky his next gig will take his jet on a path over the Ukraine.
Too soon?
I&#039;d much rather hear Zombie John Denver singing this song than the Nuge singing any song, anywhere.
Ah, this explains why the water became undrinkable in Toledo. Mother Nature wanted Nugent to stay the hell away.
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