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Perhaps "The Socialist" is his superhero name.

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I am here but to serve.

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You really don't want the Germans' help, they tend to get a bit loose with the borders.

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There is a merger joke there, but I'mma let you finish ...

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I'm not gay, but my first thought was "that's the gayest nazi bear I have ever seen!"

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How will Greece leave the EU? Same way they got in, back door.

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<i>The new golden dawn of Hellenism is rising. For those who betray this homeland, the time has come to fear.</i>

i would think the golden dawn of hellenism would pick someone other than julius caesar to quote.

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<i>...Greece, 1940. In the port city of Salonika, with its wharves and brothels, dark alleys and Turkish mansions, a tense political drama is being played out....</i> So, there is <a href="http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Spies-Balkans-Novel-Alan-Furst\/dp\/0812977386\/ref=sr_1_1\?ie=UTF8&amp\;qid=1337111757&amp\;sr=8-1" target="_blank">this</a>. Anyway, I just don't see Greek Nazis being as snappy as Illinois Nazis. Or maybe these are guys in a fraternity? Hmmmm.

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Folliclibel !?

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also, i'd take greek fascists over baggers any fucking day.

at least they'd make the trains run on time. baggers won't let us HAVE any trains.

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Throwing out the "disrespectful" press is no way to win the support of the people, unless they're as craven as the American press, in which case these xenophobes are possibly accidentially doing it right.

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Truly, there is no master race wiggle room here.

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Follicle libel!

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How does the Golden Dawn party separate the men from the boys?

...with a crowbar.

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They're so hairy that have to shave while they're shaving.

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