Greenland Cute When Overexcited

*Heard on the Hill: Non-profit offers cash reward for video ofMitch McConnellrefusing to answer questions about secret hold on a campaign finance bill... "Speaker Pelosiis the highest-ranking American official to ever visit Greenland." ...Ryan Goslingis here for some reason. And some other actors. [ Roll Call ]

*Reliable Source: DC-basedAmerican Idolloser w/ the racy photos is coming back to finish school. [ WP ]

*Yeas and Nays: Tom DeLaysigns a book forBen Affleck, mentions his fantastic performance inMallrats...John Edwards'mom now reduced to begging for money for her son... There were metal detectors at the spelling bee, because spelling is a dangerous business. [Examiner ]

*The Sleuth: Capitol Hill is infested with rats, symbolism. [WP ]

*Washington Whispers: John Kerryis popular or something? ...Fred Thompson'sfake-titted trophy wife is exactly likeNancy Reagan...Elaine Chao, second-longest serving and single least effective Labor Secretary, chatted with a predecessor about how hard she's trying to undo all of his work...Reaganannotated his speeches himself, making edits that revealed the fact that his mind was gone well before his presidency ended. [ USN&WR ]