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TrumpLovedEpstein's avatar

yep, since he's white the Texass cops would find some random black guy and Freedom(TM) shoot him and blame it all on him.

Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

My mom was still wildly swinging at the three of us in the backseat in the late 70's, I don't know if she didn't care about the collateral damage or just operated on the assumption that there was something one of us had done that had previously gone unpunished.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Shoot...he'd be a state senator...maybe even lieutenant governor by now!

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Third. Been there, saw that, barely avoided being deliverance'd by a bunch of pig fucker.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

1970s...the principal at my elementary school had two paddles...both with holes drilled in them to reduce wind resistance. And they were named Big John and Little John.

Yes...he was a pervert.

tinker12's avatar

And the beat goes on . . . .

PubOption's avatar

Is Bush not a man?He is Devo(lving).

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Despite the facial hair, Florida and the "INMATE" tag, he might not be incarcerated after all. He might just be the next guy up for CPAC open-mike comedy night.

Dr.  Hooker P. Tape's avatar

Mickey is a rat. That is all.

Dr.  Hooker P. Tape's avatar

Its all that social security and medicare probably.

Amy!'s avatar

But according to google maps, it contains "Withlacoochee state forest."

Florida: a penis withlacoochee.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Bullets in the head do not cause headaches. It's the lead in the bullets that causes headaches. Everyone knows lead poisoning causes headaches. That's a proven fact. Look it up.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

It's the pig castrators you got to watch out for.

topjob66t's avatar

You'll never catch us Cali. You'all will dry up trying while we capture all the drinking water in the world.Damn it's cold. Snow again Sunday. Maybe we can make a deal! We give you a gazillion gallons of snow water and you send us some heat to melt the North East. See how I included all my neighbors? That's how we roll.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

"You know nothing, John Locke"

The John Locke Foundation.

topjob66t's avatar

If it makes you feel better New York is #2 in cleavage. California has that sewed up.Who is #1 in saggy frontage?