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yep, since he's white the Texass cops would find some random black guy and Freedom(TM) shoot him and blame it all on him.

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My mom was still wildly swinging at the three of us in the backseat in the late 70's, I don't know if she didn't care about the collateral damage or just operated on the assumption that there was something one of us had done that had previously gone unpunished.

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Shoot...he'd be a state senator...maybe even lieutenant governor by now!

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Third. Been there, saw that, barely avoided being deliverance'd by a bunch of pig fucker.

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1970s...the principal at my elementary school had two paddles...both with holes drilled in them to reduce wind resistance. And they were named Big John and Little John.

Yes...he was a pervert.

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And the beat goes on . . . .

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Is Bush not a man?He is Devo(lving).

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Despite the facial hair, Florida and the "INMATE" tag, he might not be incarcerated after all. He might just be the next guy up for CPAC open-mike comedy night.

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Mickey is a rat. That is all.

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Its all that social security and medicare probably.

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But according to google maps, it contains "Withlacoochee state forest."

Florida: a penis withlacoochee.

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Bullets in the head do not cause headaches. It's the lead in the bullets that causes headaches. Everyone knows lead poisoning causes headaches. That's a proven fact. Look it up.

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It's the pig castrators you got to watch out for.

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You'll never catch us Cali. You'all will dry up trying while we capture all the drinking water in the world.Damn it's cold. Snow again Sunday. Maybe we can make a deal! We give you a gazillion gallons of snow water and you send us some heat to melt the North East. See how I included all my neighbors? That's how we roll.

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"You know nothing, John Locke"

The John Locke Foundation.

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If it makes you feel better New York is #2 in cleavage. California has that sewed up.Who is #1 in saggy frontage?

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